Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

goth detectives

The mystery adventures of goths Bob Skeleton and Macabre de Coiffure (As played by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand). When the theme tune starts they run out of their coffins... weeelll not run, more like saunter. Goths don't run.

"The goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"

by Naboo That's Who June 12, 2008

emo detective

emo detective with emo detective hat

don’t kill anymore of his friends

Person 1: oh look there’s shoe itchy
Person 2: yeah he’s an emo detective

by tenkochabashira February 8, 2021

Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

by Browndown August 10, 2003

private detective

A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts

That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!

by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007

Detergent

The taste that can be transferred telepathically from one human to another while’mst high

Friend 1: Hey Jonny boi, do you taste.. DETERGENT!?
Jonny boi: “You fucker!! I do taste it, and now it’s gonna be stuck in my mouth for hours!! :(

by OTJdog November 27, 2018

destery

destery is an amazing guy who loves being random and just plain retarded. he loves to make people laugh and hes SUPER hot. you will never find another guy with perfect hair like destery's.

have you seen that guy?!

yeah, hes a major destery.

by blehh1144 June 27, 2009