That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!
by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007
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"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
by Furk Busch May 26, 2009
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A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.
by Vince dogg January 17, 2007
Get the shoe detective mug.Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!
“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”
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Person #1: I FIGURED OUT WHO KILLED BECKY!
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.
Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.
Person #2: How do you know this?
Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.
Person #2: Thats it?
Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?
Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.
Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.
Person #2: How do you know this?
Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.
Person #2: Thats it?
Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?
Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.
by Weirdo Sheep September 17, 2017
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by Arutsuro May 13, 2007
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