desertspoon

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

by TheBeast April 5, 2005

Desperosexual

And individual who holds a level of sexual preference until their preferred section of Craigslist doesn't work out.

"I didn't know he was bi!"
"No, he's just desperosexual."

by Schaaf May 4, 2014

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005

deserts

something you eat after dinner that is sweet.

chocolate fudge, apple pie

by brandon May 13, 2005

deeroscape

The process of building a landscape that repels deer through the use of deer resistant plants, repellents and fences.

My garden has damage from the deer, so I need to deeroscape it.

by EC Berger August 19, 2008

desorostitution

when a sorostitue, mainly one named valentina, comes home from sorority events and is in a chatty cathy mood. after a few hours she finally comes off her sorority high and acts semi-normal again.

greek week has just ended and all the sorostitues are going through their desorostitution phase

by moy moy May 14, 2010

desertspoon

WTF is a deasertspoon? You fucking Europeans have to have a weird ass term for everything, don't you?

It's called a fucking teaspoon!

Euro dude: I always add a deasertspoon of sugar to my coffee.
American dude: It's called a fucking teaspoon you fucking douche!
Matrix dude: There is no spoon.

by S_t_G April 5, 2005