facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

decleated

when you get tackeled in sport real hard. You get knocked out your cleats (shoes).

Boy, that guy just got it De-cleated! He went nowhere fast.

by Lamonator December 20, 2004

Deplented

The act of inventing something that was already invented before, not to your knowledge

Me: bro look I invented this life hack

Bro: you didn’t invent that, I already saw that somewhere

Me: well I didn’t see what you’re talking about
Bro: then you deplented the life hack

by lr LITBIF June 15, 2021

deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005

demolated

1) What happens to cars at a demolition derby.

2) What stupid people say when things get destroyed and they don't know that the proper term is "demolished."

"That car totally just got demolated."

by Foxy-Jo and H-Dawg June 24, 2013

depleted uranium

What America puts on the tips of their bullets, because it is so hard. Depleted Uranium is known to cause birth defects after uranium dust had been inhaled or drank after it leeched into the water system. using depleted uranium should be considered a warcrime.

"We went to a hospital in Southern Iraq,
and a woman was there with a very deformed child and
her husband had been in the Iraqi Army and had been
in the battles in Southern Iraq and
came home and they produced a baby with very severe
malformations... Both the Leukemia rates in children and
malformations at birth had increased by 600%
and it was clearly an epidemic where all this
Depleted uranium had been dumped... It becomes a dust that can be inhaled and infect the blood stream and the rest
of the body and it was the opinion of the
doctors there that this was caused by depleted uranium...
They simply saw this as being a direct result of the
war by United States."

-U.S. Representative, Jim McDermott

by the dark wanderer November 28, 2007

Depleted Wallet Syndrome

Depleted Wallet Syndrome, or DWS is a common affliction among suburban teenagers and adults. The symptoms consist of complaining about not having enough money and the occasional get-rich-quick scheme.

Man, Greg Davis has some hardcore DWS.

by Angry Liberal June 7, 2005