Disorder of the nose involving displacement of the nasal septum. A condition in which the cartilage that divide the nasal cavity in half is off center or crooked!
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
When you drink a bottle of hot sauce wait 1 hour then Than pry your girlfriends sleeping eyes open and shit equally on each eye ball you may garnish around eye with chillie powder or parsley if for looks if desired.
My girl made me so mad last night so instead of hate screwing her ass hole I made her some deviled eggs.