Deodorant

A thing people should not eat. EVER!

Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha

by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

Desperanto

The use of unrelated words from a variety of languages, including English, in the same sentence to attempt to convey meaning while in a non-English speaking country. Often delivered in a panicky attempt to be understood.

Bill: Dude, how will we find the right train?

Alice: Don't worry, I speak Desperanto: Hola, ou est le train pour Barcelona bitte? A quelle hour does it salga por favor?

by Dr C-K April 18, 2009

beoderant

Homeless-shower-in-a-can, another name for deoderant that is designed to prevent B.O. (Body Odour), hence B-Oderant

"James, get some fucking beoderant you filthy crunt!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

deoderent stick

when a man lathers his dick up for fresh sex

betty wanted cleaner dry anal sex from mark, so he lathered up his dick and prepared to give her the deoderent stick

by cords April 1, 2005

deodorant shower

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.

1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."

by stemkid13 April 30, 2011

deodorant boobs

the repulsive taste (and often numbing sensation) experienced when you suck and/or motorboat a girl's saggy boobs. almost always the result of laying her down and having her loosely assembled funbags falling carelessly in to the crevices between her overly scented armpits. this phenomena is typically experienced after a long night of drinking when options are few and far between and a guy either has a dead booty call cellphone or no other prospects at the bar.

"yo dude, did you see that chick that jon bladed last night?" -- patrick
"yeah man, she had a classic case of deodorant boobs. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick and fabio pushing" --chris

by JLS Orange Tiles March 20, 2010