decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Decaffinated

When an anoyin little thing movin at lightspeed n snipin u on unreal tournament 2004 gets shot th fuck down n pasted into n half way through a wall

TK got Owned.
Decaffinated!

by TTTT2 June 23, 2006

Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008

decaff

girl who can perform strong, steamy sex

man that chick last night was a real decaff, it was the best I've ever had

by iknowulikeit443 June 28, 2005

decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

DeafFish

The use of a dead fish in a ritual commonly used to summon Satan.

The legend of DeafFish is a Russian serial killer that summoned Satan and killed over 1400 people .

Using a deafFish in a ritual is believed to give the witches either incredible vocal talent or the ability to make the perfect lasagna... or they’ll get possesed

“ are you coming to the ritual tonight?”
“ yeh! I’ll bring the deafFish”

by ExposHUre October 11, 2020