Dagwood Dog 

An Australian food, quite tasty too. Basically a sausage in a stick fried in batter. Sometimes called a Pluto Pup, it's very common at Australian festivals, fairs, expos and sporting events.

Also known as a corn dog in America.

Brett and Lucas ate Dagwood Dogs and hamburgers at the Brisbane Ekka.

Dagwood Dog by darkbayleef July 27, 2010

Dagwood 

The contents of several sandwiches between just two slices of bread (for example: marmite, ham, chutney, tomato, cheese, mayo, cucumber, and marmalade) creating a combination of contrasting textures and tastes.

That's no sandwich; that's a dagwood!

Dagwood by actif1 April 28, 2015

Dirty Dagwood 

Getting black out drunk on tequilla then consenting to double penetration.

Some women like to be sandwiched between two men, but others really go for a dirty dagwood.

Dirty Dagwood by FifiJKyle April 23, 2023

dry dogwood 

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.

Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood

dry dogwood by Geordan July 17, 2006

degrood 

Is the act done after sex when the female is asleep. The male fills a balloon with his sperm and as the female is still sleeping carefully inserts the sperm filled balloon into the females vagina with the tied end of the balloon facing out of the vagina. So then the next time some one sits in her lap the balloon explodes, completely drenching what ever she is wearing. This method can be use as a way to prank your girlfriend if she is cheating on you.

"Aw man last night I had sex with the math teacher and guess what when sat on her lap she came like crazy."

"Oh her husband probably just degrooded her."
"Aw what"

"Yeah sorry man but that's what probably happened"

degrood by Mega Zeppelin July 7, 2014

Dagwood 

When a woman can not only engulf a man's entire cock, but his balls to.

My girlfriend gagged trying to give me a dagwood last night.

Dagwood by Samuel46 December 28, 2005

Derwood 

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

Derwood by Ben February 3, 2005