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Deflating the Balloon

To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.
Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
by theStarOfFaith May 27, 2024
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Declaying

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.
"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"
by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023
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morning deflation

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.
"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
by The_ALCH June 15, 2019
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Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014
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deleting later

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments
Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old
by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015
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Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005
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defecating

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.
by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006
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