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Ello Deaver

A new fad among middle school and high school kids. An imaginary animal. See youtube for an animated version.

An Ello Deaver is a slow, and stupid creature. It has two legs, which it stands on and has two arms.
The Deaver Call is one of the very special features about this thing. It also has very large ears to help it hear.
It also has one nostril which hinders its smell by half.
It has two to five very large buck-teeth which it uses to eat, and bite it's enemies.
Some Ello Deavers are good, and some will bite your toes. If they can jump high enough, they will bite your shins.
If you scare or startle an ello deaver, it will explode and two ello deavers appear.
The darker the ello deaver, the rarer. Very few are black and scare often. There are many white deavers, and they vary in color.
Every 1 in 1000 deaver is a bad deaver. And every 999 in 1000 is a good one.
The ello deaver has a white, puffy tail like a rabbit's.
Hey look, it's an Ello Deaver!
by Gary Sherrill September 3, 2007
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Zombie Deaver

A zombie off of the 1978 movie "Dawn Of The Dead" who made a whooo sound when he was shot in the head, just like the Chris Deaver, who is a kid in our ROTC program here in Battle Ground Washington.
by Mr. Fear March 28, 2005
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Wan Deaver

A person beyond the descroption of weird or dorky...
Don't go pulling a Wan Deaver on me!
by Ze P. Page February 15, 2005
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Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.
Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."
by QuacksO August 27, 2017
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The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.
Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.
by will bitten January 25, 2017
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Meme dealer

A person who distributes memes.
I need to go to the meme dealer, I've been having meme withdrawal.
by 🅱️eter September 5, 2017
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poop dealer

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.
Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.
by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019
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