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Mommy Dearest

A term of irony used for a very self-serving mother with very little inherent nurturing instinct and often a victim of psychosis and/or bipolar disorder. Her ugly and abusive behaviors often include but are not limited to: name calling, tyrannical micromanaging, violent rages, insensitivity, blaming her mistakes on everyone else, extreme vanity, envy of her childrens' talents disguised as "constructive" criticism, and a propensity towards often having a very phony and pleasant public facade. Joan Crawford was the prime example of such a mother.
Child #1: My mom grounded me for not making decent grades this quarter. She's an evil witch!

Child #2: Mommy Dearest is so distracted with her ego and ambitions that my grades only cross her mind when she remembers that they are going to reflect on her public image. THAT's evil witch dummy.

Child #1: Touché!
by vegan87 September 1, 2011
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mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.
mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.
by christina October 8, 2004
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daddy dearest

It means the same thing as mother dearest. It is used for father who is self serving and deprived their child of love.
by asplynn May 28, 2016
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Daddy Dearest

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Mother Dearest

A mother that looks like a good parent to strangers, yet is a complete bitch to her children. Occasionally raises daughters to follow in her footsteps.
Mother Dearest can't be bothered to say "hello"--the first thing out of her mouth was a blatant threat.
by Anonymous--omgwtfbbq December 18, 2010
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Mother Dearest

Can also be used as Father Dearest, Mother Dearest is a respectful way to address ones own parents in response to one of their questions.
Mother Dearest, I am currently unable to unload the automatic kitchen-ware cleaning utility due to the fact of hundreds of thousands of virtual users watching me click buttons and move pixels for hours on end.
by NotGeon June 22, 2021
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Daddy dearest

the dad from fnf idk im not into that game
by HistoricalGlaceon May 9, 2021
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