poop dealer

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Hope Dealers

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.

by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019

Dealer Time

When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.

Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"

by DC Black July 2, 2009

John Deacon

John Deacon was the Legendary Bass Player from the Rock Group Queen, Retired in 1997

Mike: Who is that wicked bassist on Another One Bites the Dust
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon

by Imputanium September 28, 2006

ian deal

A deal which results in one party getting a substantially better deal then the other, and at the same time the benefitting party still claims to have been screwed.

Named after the founder of Cambridge ON, Ian Jackson, who ripped off the Native tribes people.

Frank told me that he would sell me $20 of gum for $50. After we made the deal, he still claimed he was ripped off. He was Ian Dealed.

by judochan October 13, 2011

fuck the deal

What the fuck is your problem, Why'd you do that etc.

Man: *Tries to touch your dick*
Big-H: FUCK THE DEAL!!!!!

by SwagMasterSormanH May 1, 2014

speed dealers

Originally used by Sydney skaters as a term for wrap around sunglasses typically worn by bikies, westies and speed dealers.
The most highly prized speed dealers are "west coast customs" with flames and reflective lenses.

"oh dude check out my new speed dealers"
"holy crap, can i get a bag off ya?"

by kizzamatch November 21, 2013