Daspookz

The password to your boyfriend's computer. Completely unbrakeable and made that way so he can secretly chat to hot women and keep porn on his computer. It is a way to do bad man things that you would not want him to do.

"Bro, your girlfriend is going to bust into your computer and see all those naked chicks!"
"Nah man I double daspookzed that shit."
"You right! You Right!"

"Dammit Sheila when Joshua went away he changed his password how am I ever going to find out if he's doing my sister?!"
"Lauren... It's Daspookz. Duh"

by Redheaded Hottie May 1, 2010

Däsput

(pronounced “das-POOT”)A slang term used in dutch countries roughly translating to “fucking cocksuckery”. Often used as an exclamation of defeat, synonymous in meaning to american slang term “dammit” but with more effect.

person 1: Hey man, I can’t find my wallet, did I leave it at your house?
person 2: Nah, man, it’s definitely not there
person 1: däsput!

by KokoBrainChicken October 23, 2020

dasporkins

German in origin. Meaning: Police or Police Department.

Dasporkins is pointing a radar gun as us to detect our speed (ref: vehcile / velocity).

by Ricardo M. August 11, 2006

Daspuen

Daspuen is an annoying name only a one person nickname. It can be embarrassing to share with everyone so its better to keep to your self.

Hey Daspuen hows it going

by Jesse Underhill fan ❤ July 28, 2018

Dirty Daspin

A hot guy with dandruff that plays a lot of video games.

“Damn that kid is a dirty daspin.”

by Ape.Shit_Eater69 January 17, 2021