Dandelion

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

by tangentjif April 19, 2017

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An completely useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

Dandelion

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.

Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true

by Aarcy April 19, 2017

daundee

bread 👍

hey, why are u such a daundee?

by 10788938129324 January 17, 2022

dander

walk,strole used in Northern Ireland

Are you going for a dander

by Belfastirish July 3, 2005

Pockadial Dundee

Someone who crank calls another person while using the pocket dial technique as a cover. Usually involves making up ridiculous conversations while the subject is either listening or while leaving a voicemail.

Person A calls person B.
When person B picks up the phone person A begins conversation with person C about poop.
Person B listens intently wondering wtf is going on.
This is a Pockadial Dundee.

by Cellphone69 May 12, 2013

Dawndee

A highly imaginative, overly mischevious,empathic, passionate flowerchild. High maintainance but well worth it. When handled with kindness and passion, Dawndees give back 1,000 fold.

What happened?? Dawndee. Ohhhhhhhhh. Well there ya go then!

by Dawndee :) March 30, 2009