Dagwood 

Is a small to unusually large piece of driftwood that, when high, a stoner will consistently cast at and continue to lose fishing lures on.

Holy shit guys, check out that awesome dagwood. There's gotta be 50 fishing lines stuck to it!

Dagwood by Biff Justice October 28, 2005

dagwood 

Polly Cooper’s child’s name on the show Riverdale.

“I named them Juniper and Dagwood.” - Polly Cooper

dagwood by hamezmerp January 20, 2018

Dagwood 

When a man is suffering from erect dysfunction. He folds his penis like a sandwich & shoves it into his sexual partner, in hopes of it becoming erect during the act.

I had e.d. last night, so I hit my wife with the dagwood

Dagwood by lytning82 January 13, 2025

Dagwood sandwich

Workplace usage: A long email string in which crucial details and instructions may be buried because the number of replies makes the email string unmanageable. Details hide between layers like ingredients in a Dagwood (Bumstead) sandwich. See also Microsoft Outlook.

I failed to act because I missed those details and instructions because they were buried in a Dagwood sandwich email.

Dagwood sandwich by Max House April 25, 2020

Dagwood Special 

Reminiscent of Dagwood Bumstead's famous sandwiches, the Dagwood Special is when a cock, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner's beef curtains. Prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). Upon penetration, the cock, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. The act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner's shit pipe.

Guy1: Yo brah, how did your date with Tiffany go last night?
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!

Dagwood Special by KnownPublicEjaculator August 22, 2016

Dagwood Dog 

An Australian food, quite tasty too. Basically a sausage in a stick fried in batter. Sometimes called a Pluto Pup, it's very common at Australian festivals, fairs, expos and sporting events.

Also known as a corn dog in America.

Brett and Lucas ate Dagwood Dogs and hamburgers at the Brisbane Ekka.

Dagwood Dog by darkbayleef July 27, 2010

Dagwood Dog 

Having sex with a female during the time she has her period, only finding when you pull out that you have blood all over ur dick, kind of reminiscent of a Dagwood Dog

"Dude, you do know she just had her period don't ya?", "Nah mate I didn't, but she gave me a dagwood dog tho

Dagwood Dog by Nutterpc November 13, 2004