dafuq

like wtf, its ebonics for what the fuck

dafuq do we have to go to school tomorrow?
motha fuckas need to get DAFUQ off my jock

by Elliot W. January 05, 2009

Dafuq

It is slang for The Fuck. It is also a short way of saying it. Since in nowadays that's what the 'cool' kids do.

Jimmy: Hey Todd, do you know what a rainbow kiss is?

Todd: Dafuq is that?

by Praendra June 08, 2016

DAFUQ

the ghetto text language version of WTF also known as WDF "what da fuck"

Used in a quick sentance if scared or suprised

Shane:(pops out of the dark with mask) Boo
Dee; DAFUQ man

by DeerSlayer July 05, 2012

Dafuq

The mixing of the words The and Fuck.

Jimmy:I gave a blowjob last night John...
John:DAFUQ!!!

by Bossmann Plays December 25, 2016

Dafuq

A contraction of the phrase "what the fuck"; one that is commonly posted on forums as an expression of confusion. It is often said by people with no creativity, imagination or unique traits, who regurgitate this vapid phrase in order to "comically" display their sheer lack of humour/understanding towards anything even slightly out of the ordinary. (see normality).

A user, with no sense of self respect, encounters a slightly funny/absurd YouTube video and feels the need to comment.

-User: "Dafuq did i just watch??"

-EVERYONE ELSE: *Facepalm*

by ManSpider June 13, 2013

Dafuq

We on dis beach
Finna get crunk
Eyebrows on fleek
DAFUQ

~~~poem of the year

2014

Me: Yo! I just shaved my ass
Joe: Dafuq?!?!?!??!?!?

by mankanshoku_child April 15, 2015

dafuq

Usually used in questioned form like "The fuck?" but "Dafuq?"

"Dafuq did she just say? Bitch ima throw down!"

by Frigiraffe April 10, 2015