Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
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Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013
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Dude, I was at Defcon 5 and nearly shit my pants. Luckily we drove by a Carl's Jr. and I was able to drop a load.
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