Dorn Hog

A sexual act of inserting a corn dog into the anus of a partner who dons pig mask whilst squealing like a hog.

Our sex life was beginning to become mundane until we did the dorn hog.

by scoog szn January 18, 2019

Dorn't

The act of getting so high that you don't how you feel.

Guy 1: Man we smoked alot
Guy2: Yeah man I'm so dorn't

by TheHighandMighty April 4, 2025

Dorn Offering

An interior design technique where one chair at a gathering is intentionally angled out or away.

"For the model home viewing tonight, I am going to present the kitchen table in a dorn offering arrangement."

by thewayout February 4, 2026

Rogal Dorn

The sexiest of all the giant, autistic sons of the Emperor of Mankind. He leads the Imperial Fists space marine legion, the undisputed masters of sandcastle building.

Greetings imperial citizens. It is I, Rogal Dorn.

by CheeseEater666 May 2, 2022

The Dorn Rule

Referring to the lackadaisical approach of shortstop Roger Dorn from the movie Major League, the phrase is used to show one's lack of desire to initiate the romantic or sexual pursuit of another individual while simultaneously indicating that one would still be receptive if said individual was to him/herself initiate the pursuit.

"Hey, why don't you go after that one chick? She's kinda cute"
"Meh. She's on The Dorn Rule"
"What do you mean?"
"If it comes at me, I'll catch it. But I'm not going to dive for it."

by Risky74 February 8, 2009

Michael Dorn

A sexual act that involves the man blowing in to the woman's vagina like he was inflating a balloon.

Man, this shower head is so powerful it feels like it's trying to give me a Michael Dorn.

I was so drunk last night, I think I let him Michael Dorn me a few times before I passed out.

by BoomerOttawa July 26, 2011

gianna dorn

STOOPID bitch who is incapable of spelling 1st grade words.

did u just ask me to spell which u really pulled a gianna dorn

by kristaa June 5, 2020