Dimmocks

British English slang for a mature woman's breasts or lady lumps.

From Charlotte Elouise "Charlie" Dimmock, female gardener on a British TV show called "Ground Force", famous for not wearing a bra under her T-shirt. Not a good look, but inexplicably popular with older British males who possibly hadn't had any since VE Day or something.

"Ground Force" was made between 1997 and 2005 for the BBC by Endemol (the same company that made "Big Brother", the bastards) and consisted of a team of so-called 'celebrity' gardeners sneaking round someone's house while they were out and remodelling their garden for them, like possibly the world's most confused ninjas or something. No, seriously, I'm NOT making this shit up! Meanwhile Charlie's "Dimmocks" wobbled about alarmingly.

Shallow Man, possibly from Essex: "Cor. look at the dimmocks on her!"

Alan Titchmarsh: "I am to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it's everywhere these days. I'm such a total dimmock."

by Shakespeare's Plumber February 18, 2010

slimmy dimmy

A dimwitted fuck who takes a slim one up the shitter.

You know what you are? You're a slimmy dimmy.

by Louise Valliere December 16, 2010

dimma

Thinks he is the best.

Flirts with a lot of girls
Loves attention
Aka a fuckboy

I’ve heard that he flirts with a lot of girls...thats probally a ‘Dimma’

by Roosje October 3, 2017

Global dimming

the growing belief that humanity is

getting dumber as time passes

p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to

bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?

p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming

by koutsu August 20, 2012

Arthur Dimmesdale

Character in the novel The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. The man with which Hester Pryne conceives her child Pearl. He is outwardly veiwed as a saint, which only increases his inner hatred of his inability to confess his sin. His guilt leads him to punish himself physically and mentally. It is possible that, in addition to becoming gaunt, his guilt caused him to develop a heart problem.

"The aged members of his flock, beholding Mr. Dimmesdale's frame so feeble, while they themselves so rugged in their infirmity, believed that he would go heavenward before them, and enjoined it upon their children that their old bones should be buried close to their young pastor's holy grave. And, all this time, perchance, when poor Dimmesdale was thinking of his grave, he questioned with himself wether the grass would ever grow on it, because an accursed thing must there be buried." - The Scarlet Letter
(The Interior of a Heart)

Translation: The old people that he preaches to think he is so humble and saint-like, that they want to be buried close to him. But Arthur Dimmesdale thinks he is so sinful that grass wouldn't grow on his grave when he dies.

by Ivakin April 4, 2009

Dimmocking

The art of attempting to save money by improvising but ending up spending much more than doing the job properly in the first place.

Doing a dimmock, dimmocking about
Attempting to fix things rather than replace them and spending more than buying new. Taking up many hours doing this and not taking the cost of time into account.Delaying a decision and paying more because of it.Driving for miles to save 2p a litre on fuel.

by Weee Frank October 7, 2008

dimmel

A ugly fat Indian who thinks he is black.

Your a dimmel

by Hshajananans February 18, 2017