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dickwart

1) Someone who thinks their better than everyone else. A self-centered prick.

2) A itchy, painful wart that can grow on a penis caused by gay sex.
A) That guy is such a fucking dickwart!!

B) Gosh dammit my dickwart itches so bad!!!!
by monk24 April 25, 2007
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dickfart

dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..
" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"
by Cuntessa August 30, 2008
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Dicklaryngitis

Laryngitis typically causes symptoms of larynx (voice box) including hoarseness, loss if voice, sore and swollen throat. The Cause is deepthroat job done well!
Susan was unable to use her voice to present her speech for media class on Monday due to her date Saturday resulting in her dicklaryngitis.
by Tisi Edgewalker April 3, 2020
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dickpants

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!
by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022
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Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.
"Dickpatch, line four!"
by HardLard February 11, 2010
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dicktart

1) A SweetTart that has been rubbed on the genitalia of two men and then was eaten by another man

2) Rye Mathers is the official DickTart
1) When Rye ate that DickTart it was the funniest thing I have ever seen

2) Because Rye Mathers ate that SweetTart rubbed on mine and Will's genitals he is the Official DickTart
by Robert Williamson April 26, 2005
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dicktart

In U.S. Navy jargon, dicktart is the essential piece of information; the heart of the matter; or outstanding test-preparation material (such as an old test copy). A person who is tired of hearing all the extraneous information surrounding a problem might exclaim "Just give me the dicktart!"

Originated at the U.S. Naval Academy and introduced from there into the wider navy, where it sees less frequent usage.
"Just give me the dicktart!"
by Randy "Rocky Road" Savage January 10, 2009
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