Dick-up

1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.

2. To use your penis as a tool

1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"

2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"

by titsmcgeefuckme June 10, 2008

dick-up

exercise for your penis that is like a push-up.

The historical American did dick-ups to help his erection last longer.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2021

dick up his cunt

Guy throwing a fit like a little girl

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.

by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017

dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

Dick Up SZN

That time of year for yun niggas to stop dick eating and dick up.

Translation - the time of year where people are done being a bitch and start toughening up.

Joe - "Yo there's this Boul who be talkin shit"
Nick - "stuff on dat nigga then, it's Dick Up SZN"

Joe - "yo there this fine shawty i dont know how to ask for her snap"
Nick - "bruh just ask for dat shit, if she say no she say no. Stop bitching nigga it's Dick Up SZN."

by Souf Phully October 1, 2021

Dick-Up Line

A pick-up line used by women.

Stacy was on the prowl for a hook up, but even her best dick-up lines failed.

by magicjuanson August 20, 2010

Dick up my ass

When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass

by Swrl fl January 3, 2019