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Car Diahrea

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo
no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea
by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011
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Diarrealization

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.
Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever
by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011
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diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.
Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!
by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014
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Diahrea Bubble

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.
"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."
by Jake March 2, 2005
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diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.
Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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verbal diahreah

It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....
Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...
by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010
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diahrea of the mouth

a condition where somone speaks for a long period of time without makeing a rational point.
Somone suffering from diahrea of the mouth would explain situations as follows:

Like Sarah went to the mall to buy these shoes that were like so last season; and when I told her she was all like "like you would have any real fasion sense anyway" and I was like "like as if" and she was like "AS IF!!!" Can you believe her? I mean, you know?
by JimRiech June 11, 2006
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