shema deutsch

a person whom people view as a God of Germany because of their obsession with the German language and culture.

oh my God,Mary is such a shema Deutsch.

by by:Shema Deutsch's worshipper October 9, 2018

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn is a common sentence used by german people when someone doesnt speak german to them, it means „Speak german you son of a bitch“

Person 1: *explains something*
Person 2 (German): Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Person 1: i dont speak german sorry
Person 2: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

by PeterGriffin69420 July 12, 2021

Deutschbag

(pronounced doysh-bag) An insult used AGAINST German people. The word is derived from the german word for german, Deutsch, and the english insult Douchebag, and is used in the same sense as douchebag, but exclusively to Germans.

Steve: What Do you think of the new kid?
Bob: oh you mean that German kid with the ego?
Steve: Yeah, him.
Bob: Oh, Total Deutschbag.

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

The Deutsch Show

When someone charismatic is hilarious and makes jokes that work out perfectly, sometimes the people that person is hanging out with feel like they are watching a show. They would call that "The Deutsch Show"
A metaphorical title for someone's antics.

"Alex Deutsch is hilarious!"
"She runs her own The Deutsch Show"

by hearmymeow December 28, 2009

Deutsche Bag

A German douche bag.

Klaus is a total Deutsche Bag...

by Smittytricks December 27, 2010

deutschland

Germany in the German language.

I went to Deutschland yesterday.

by Hans August 14, 2003

Deutsch-bag

(n): German douche-bag. Not to be confused with the french version douche-baguette.

Hey, Deiter, stop being a Deutsch-Bag.

by djjeremiahj April 12, 2011