Dammit

When the guess outlet store does not accept your guess-list card
Person 1- "Sorry sir, we do not accept guess list cards at the outlet store"

Person 2-"AH Dammit"
by mattm123 January 18, 2010
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Dammit

What people say when they are fucked in the ass (in the figurative sense). Often happens if they lose something important.
Dammit!!! I can't find my bottle of anti-diarrhea drink!!! How am I going to get through this interview??? Oh, no, not my vitamin C pills too!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!
by Bbobe26 June 13, 2011
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Dammit

A small part, usually a fastener, that rolls off your workbench and falls, ending up in the darkest, most inaccessible place it can find on the floor. Usually found by bare feet, painfully.
Ouch!!! I just stepped on one of those dammits I lost yesterday.
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Dammit

A song by the band Blink-182 on their 1997 album Dude Ranch. Talks about growing up
Tom: Have you heard Dammit?
Jerry: The song? Yeah, its great
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Dammit

The best Blink 182 song and maybe the best punk song of all time.
by Terry April 15, 2004
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dammit

nothing, nada, zero, fuck-all
I don't have dammit for plans Saturday, wanna hit the Goodwill and get a coffee?
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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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