doflagie's definitions

Duress

The anxiety level reached by an asshole that is desperately awaiting it's basic need to have the living shit choked of it.
See Stress (1).

{asshole experiencing duress} Geez, he's going to choke the living shit out of me when he finds out what I've done.

by doflagie March 3, 2010

Dammit

A small part, usually a fastener, that rolls off your workbench and falls, ending up in the darkest, most inaccessible place it can find on the floor. Usually found by bare feet, painfully.

Ouch!!! I just stepped on one of those dammits I lost yesterday.

by doflagie November 22, 2019

Sardine

itty bitty fish that smells like a finger

Smells like sardines in here

by doflagie January 14, 2026