Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

Catfused

It’s like confused but only for cats

Whenever we move their pet beds around, our cat always looks catfused.

by KiksTre November 10, 2022

cuntfused

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.

"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"

by daisy21 December 8, 2007

Cumfused

When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.

A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.

As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.

by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 13, 2010

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

cuntfused

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.

"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.

by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016

cuntfused

adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.

fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"

by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008