Custard

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

by MadToast May 4, 2008

Custard

combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"

Keith is a right Custard!

by daisyface January 12, 2007

custard

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

by Bundle Of Sticks April 6, 2004

custard

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

by cuntuk January 1, 2007

custard

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

by Kaim February 13, 2008

custard

Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

by Mather September 13, 2003

custard

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

by oooooooh October 30, 2011