Curtain

When someone is being an absolute dick. Usually a mess about insult but can be taken seriously .

Person 1: oi you stop being a fuckin curtain

Person 2: sorry

by Getmeoffthissite January 8, 2020

curtains

big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!

i spread the curtains on that ho!

by booferama November 8, 2006

Curtain

N. skirt

Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.

K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!

by K K Dub December 23, 2006

curtains

'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or honches

my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!

by ed the chocoa cabbage January 20, 2009

curtains

Objects that are not only window decorations, but are also used for entertainment, or "hooking" yourslef.

"Wow, Berta, those are some dandy curtains! you can accidently hook them, if you want to!"

by AVictimOfCreepery June 29, 2011

curtains

when something is over,dying

If u fuck wit me its gonna be curtains.

by Big Al May 4, 2004

curtains

your vagina cheeks

girl#1...omg i just had sex for the first time it was amazing!

girl#2...gurl wat choo doing????ur wayyy to young to be letting those curtains open. you'll be one of those teenmoms.

by solk January 22, 2012