1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
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Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
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Person1: Why does Laurelle always rudely and wrongly interject when I am speaking? She almost never understands what I am saying. Does she hate me?
Person2: No. That's just the way she is, she's cuntsure.
Person2: No. That's just the way she is, she's cuntsure.
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