Cuntasur

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon

Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cuntasaurus Rex

Cuntasaurus Rex is by far the queen of the cunt bitches who reigns supreme. She can not be talked to with reason due to to her superior cuntness. She also may be of beautiful physical nature but the permanent cunt look On her face tells her true identity.

Man that bitch is smokin hot ,but i heard she's a real Cuntasaurus Rex

by Flatside69 January 11, 2012

cuntasaurus rex

A woman who is so evil that if she existed during the time of the dinosaur, she would have survived extinction through sheer hatred for anything that might live.

My boss is an evil souless cuntasaurus rex

by daonocto August 19, 2010

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

by Konglomerate January 10, 2009

cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

by Olia March 23, 2008

cuntasaurus

A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable.

I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus

by Jay B. July 10, 2003