cumuffins

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

by windu March 22, 2009

cumulonympho

A very bad thunderstorm, usually used by pilots. Literally, a fucking thunderstorm.

I got caught out in one of them cumulonymphos and almost got killed.

by wheeeeooo September 10, 2005

cumunism

The act of ejaculating in a cup. Then diving the cum amongst the townspeople. ALL IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA.

It is said that Russia still practices cumunism. I don't know seems pretty gay to me.

by TRa papa pa February 18, 2020

cumundrum

Any sort of issues related to and/or involving semen. This can include cum in the face/hair, the inability to cum, cumming too fast, or the ever-dreaded cum in the pants.

"So we were hooking up last night, and he came in his pants." That's a real cumundrum!

by 123sober October 7, 2010

cumuppins

when someone gets what they desevre for their shamful act of shame

John got his cumuppins for robbing that store by getting hit by a bus.

by cumuppins is a word May 8, 2010

green cumulon

The green cumulon is situated directly below the clitoral hud.

Oh how much I do enjoy, a hearty dose of green cumulon for breakfast!

by Cumulus III December 6, 2021

Cumulonigga

Synonymous with the raincloud variant of the cumulonimbus.

Dayum, its 'bout to rain. Look at the size of that cumulonigga.

by JCLUV September 15, 2017