by Tebowgator December 27, 2013
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by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
Get the Second Cumming of Christ mug.When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.
Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.
When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.
When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018
Get the Cumming to Your Senses mug.1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"
2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.
2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.
by harmerboy January 1, 2010
Get the cummingtonite mug.The tickle you get either just before an orgasm or the orgasm as a result of a mild tickling sensation, often brought on by gentle stroking.
by NW Brown Star August 24, 2019
Get the cumtickle mug.A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"
"Omg Daniel wtf lol"
"Thanks, babe"
"What did you just call me"
"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
"Omg Daniel wtf lol"
"Thanks, babe"
"What did you just call me"
"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
by KinZil March 10, 2017
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With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020
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