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A popular beverage of whorish-sluts looking to mingle. Generally they will prepare their own "tinis" by tugging of a nice shaft for a few minutes until the cumtini mixer shoots into their cumtini glass. Served on the rocks with a green olive. Yum.

Paul: "You ready for my cumtini?"

Heather: "Am I ever! Shoot me a nice one right into my cumtini mouth!!!"

cumtini by slendertender February 28, 2009

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Cuntinic

A cuntinic is a individual that exhibits obnoxious and arrogant social skills. "Cunitinic" is derived from the English root word "cunt" but is elevated to a more sophisticated rank of diction as a result of the added suffix. Cuntinics are typically passive aggressive individuals with deep-seated mother issues, as a result, cunitinics are statistically more common in the male population. Cuntinics often show anger towards the word by expressions such as "go to hell", "i'm going to *add expletive".

Don't be such a cunitinic.

Once a cuntinic always a cunitinic

Cuntinic by Bercock June 29, 2011

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cuntini

A person who is either too small (physically) or just being bitchy. Not quite a full on cunt yet.

Guy: Sam you fucking cuntini, quit bitching about your golf shit.

cuntini by toomtoom December 6, 2017

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Cumtinue

The ability to continue sexual intercourse without stopping after ejaculation. Cumtinue.

Dude he was up in her guts... he pops and doesn't even stop for a breather he just cumtinues to bang away at her.

Cumtinue by Derek Gibney December 13, 2008

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boeuf curtinions

This is the french translation of beef curtains, the commonly used term for fanny lips.

Ah Qui, le femme avait le grande juicy beouf curtinions!!!! Bon Apetit!

boeuf curtinions by michael mooncar March 23, 2004

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cuminize

to steal an something because it is more valuable to you.

I cuminized the escher painting, because it was in a frat house and i am a math major.

cuminize by chaz July 27, 2004

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Cuntinitis

Someone who is a massive cunt all the time.

Why did you leave him/her?

Cus he/she suffers constantly from cuntinitis

Cuntinitis by Happygf June 19, 2019

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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