Cumpany

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.

Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.

by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020

Yummy Cummy

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!

by SlopNChop January 18, 2017

The CUMMY

A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!

WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!

by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

cumpig

Joanna Mahaffy aka ami emerson (she earned this nickname when she ate a cum omelette made from the ejaculate of 50+ dudes)

Look at that whore, she a total cumpig!

by chomong June 18, 2020

Compy

"Compy" made by @Yourragegaming on twitch, is an adjective meaning "Cool/Hard/Nice".

"Is that compy?"

by BigJiggy March 1, 2023

Cumpire

Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.

Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..

by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

Cummy mummy

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

by Cactus wank August 11, 2016