social camouflage

Accessories of life that conceal your true social or economic standing.

A Cadillac is social camouflage…

Coined by Cadillac in an American Fall 2007 television commercial advertisment.

by barnstormer October 29, 2007

Camoflauge

Camoflauge whose real name was Jason Johnson, was a U.S. rapper from the Hitch Village housing project in Savannah, Georgia. Camoflauge probably misspelt his stage name to avoid confusion with the notorious Baton Rouge rapper Mac the Camouflage Assassin. When I Represent, his solo album on the independent label Pure Pain, sold over 50,000 copies, Universal Music Group offered the rapper a deal. However, when Camoflauge was arrested for possession of crack cocaine, Universal did not pick up the option on his contract, even though the charges were later dropped.In 2003 he was shot and killed while walking with his toddler son outside the midtown studio "Pure Pain" where he recorded. He was 21.

"If my boy Camoflauge was still alive, Savannah would have out shined Atlanta because there's not too many rappers in the A that can fuck with Flauge."

by S-A-V May 31, 2009

frosted cumflakes

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

camouflage

Often a type of color-scheme designed to make the wearer blend in with the scenery, to almost appear invisible to others.

Camouflage was actually developed by the French in 1915. They had a unit called the "Camouflage Division". Now the whole world uses camouflage for their BDU's.

Camouflage is a popular color when referring to military-related clothes. Camoflauge even comes in a wide variety of colors, all designed to meld with scenery; different camo-patterns are designed for different backgrounds and scenes.

"This is the proper way to spell it, not 'camoflauge'. Don't worry; I JUST found this out too. -^_^- "
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

cumflake

After ejaculation, cum that sits on your skin, dries up and eventually flakes off.

An hour after nailing my wife, I took a piss and scratched a huge cumflake off my stomach!

by THEEYANKEEFAN February 5, 2009

Solitaire Camouflage

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009

cumouflage

A means of concealing semen (cum) after having masturbated and shot in the wrong direction. Often carried out quickly, to avoid evidence being seen by friends or family, about to come in.

Mike is such a retard, does he really think we wouldn't notice that the bra on his ceiling is total cumouflage?

by Jenny G October 5, 2006