cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Cummon

The act of summoning cum without inducing the sense of touch to oneself.

Alpha Chad: "Hey girl wanna see something s i c c ?"
Girl: "Hmmm, sure."
Alpha Chad: *Cummon time*
Girl: "OH FU..."

by BolleLegacy April 30, 2020

Commophobe

Someone that is highly afraid of a commitment

Ethan use to be a commophobe, from 1 week relationships to getting engaged in a matter of weeks.

by poo ona bun August 22, 2010

Cummon Sense

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.

D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

Cumophile

Someone that enjoys tasting the fine flavor of different types of Cum. Cum comes in many types and flavers depending on the squirter. There is regular white Cum (just like wonder bread) and of course black (African american), yellow (Asian) a different flavor for each race. Cum is also flavored by diet so it picks up faint hints of what ever the Cummer has eaten making for a wide assortment of flavors. Some get so into Cum tasting that they become Cum snobs and only want to taste the finest cum. A Cumophile enjoys tasting fine cum so much that she goes to tastings often.
They will spend lots of money travel even overseas to find the best cum that they can find. Later in life some are so addicted that they become cumoholics.

The Cumophile swirled the cum around her mouth to bring out the faint flavors of Cantalope, Cherrys, In and out Burger and Coors.
They joined the Cumophile club so they could enjoy tasting cum with a group of like minded people

by jack_me_off_now March 20, 2008

cummoning

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

Cummous

If a man cummed hummus

Look at that Cummous,

Let’s sell that on EBay for £2000

by Cummous May 21, 2019