colitissed

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea

I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!

by oxcol September 8, 2010

colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014

Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."

by PatBen22 February 21, 2014

colitis

An inflammatory disease of the colon. Symptoms are usually painful and involve swelling of the colon and rectal bleeding.

Also is a word that is often mistakenly heard in a line from The Beatles' classic hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

When I heard "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," I wasn't sure if they were saying "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" or "The girl with colitis goes by."

by K-Star May 28, 2007

cultist

One who is a member of a cult.

There were some cultist freaks passing out brochures door-to-door the other day.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

cultism

Activities kept hidden or separated from the knowledge of others, but known only to initiates.

The cultism in ignatius ajuru university is calm

by Uninny October 24, 2019

Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.

The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.

by mistahroga November 3, 2018