Urinal Cuddler

noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.

Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom

Person 2: I betta watch myself!

by Young brendan/brandon February 23, 2009

Cuddletrap

When you have shit to do but your kid wants you to snuggle them until they fall asleep and you end up passing out with them.

I would have cleaned the kitchen but I got cuddletrapped.

by Nerdenbirder October 2, 2016

clam cuddlers

The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.

A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"

by Angel_Baby575 April 28, 2013

dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020

nightmare cuddler

is the rare person that Loves and cuddles with the things that most people consider to be a nightmare.

she always held the Boogeyman every night, for she was the nightmare cuddler

by Lil'Weirdo92 April 12, 2022

cuddlecore

Originally used to jokingly describe the sound of Vancouver, BC punk band cub (sic) and coined by friend Nicolas Bragg. It was meant to be an antithesis to the crotch-rock/clit-rock/riot grrrl/foxcore bands of the early-mid 1990's such as L7, Hole, Bratmobile, The Muffs, et al. Incorrectly used to describe the sound and fashions of other bands.

"Cuddlecor '94" as per the liner notes on their "Come Out, Come Out" album.

by Normers March 10, 2005