Definitions by iwasinurbedlastnight

dyslexic cuddler 

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

dyslexic cuddler by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

dark dirty keyboard 

It's a dance related to the song "My Boo" you move your arms in the same motion playing a keyboard. But you have to be located in a dark corner with a dirty look.

"Wow she's goooood I wish I could dark dirty keyboard that good"

dark dirty keyboard by iwasinurbedlastnight March 11, 2017