crystabating

Depressive masturbation using tears as lubricant when one has had a crushing sexual let down

"Where's that little bitch johnny",

"oh he's probably at home crystabating"

by Yard Panther February 13, 2019

Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Consturbating

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

Casturbating

When you break your arm/wrist/or hand that you normally use to masturbate with, and have to use the opposite hand to masturbate, because the cast you have to wear, hurts your dick.

Mike: Dude last night really sucked!!

Joe: How come?

Mike: Ever since I broke my wrist, I've been Casturbating, and it gave me a cramp!!!

Joe: Dayyyummmm

by gbainlaxman January 30, 2010

Crysturbation

When one needs to cry, and uses sad fan fiction to help.

When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.

by BruhItsLoganIdk October 24, 2015

Christurbating

Masturbating whilst thinking about and/or praying to our Lord Jesus Christ.

My mother caught me christurbating in my room yesterday.

by Sullavaag April 10, 2019

Catsturbating

The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals

Bro Timmy was Catsturbating the other day, he’s such a freak.

by Mr. Cactus February 14, 2021