eatin' crusts

A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.

Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?

Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts

by browntip July 17, 2014

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

crustup

a crustup is when you leave your food on the table without eating it for hours and it goes dry and crispy.
Works well on potato and cheese.

ah! mum, there's been a crustup, my potato and cheese have gone crispy

by alex taylor July 30, 2007

Crustasaurus

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

by J0E90 December 2, 2010

butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂

Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 23, 2021

@lawliets.crustysocks

Hot sexy mf tiktoker

-Lawliet Stan

-ban Stan

-killua Stan ( a normal one)

Light hater and hisoka hater🤮🤮

r/n : wait how are you so hot??
y/n: because I’m a fan of @lawliets.crustysocks!!
r/n:REALLY LET MAKE OUT!

by Your anonymous lover in hiding March 9, 2021

Crustulum

Masturbating, letting it dry on your dick, and then having sex without cleaning it off.

I hear Kyli got crustulumed by Mike last night.

by PraiseJesus102 June 10, 2011