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Crotchling

One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser's age.
Everybody there was a crotchling of sorts.
by Alt F Four April 28, 2006
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
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crunchin' on

Checkin' out, looking & liking, considering as a possible love prospect, diggin', into someone.
Dude: The girl that just got here and has the nice everything keeps looking this way. Don't make it obvious but who is she lookin' at?

Dude's friend: I saw that. She's crunchin' on you. Go buy her a drink before I do! That says I a lot since I'm a straight girl.
by John J. J. Schmidt August 26, 2007
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Crunchin'

When you don't hear a damn word someone was saying to you because you were eating a whole mouthful of chips or other crunchy food. Can also be used as an excuse for being zoned out when somebody is talking to you.
Mojo: "Mmmm, what I wouldn't do to yer sister..."
Lub: mmmnch crnch "Sorry what? I was crunchin'"
Mojo: "I said those chips must be good"

or

Wife: "So at work today the boss was being a real jerk and...(blah blah blah)...so what do you think of what he said to me?"
Husband: "Umm, I think that's great?"
Wife: "You didn't hear a fucking thing I said did you? what, were you crunchin'?"
by MojoGuy April 2, 2009
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crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.
"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"
by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007
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crutching

verb

to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking
After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping.
by fireball419 March 7, 2009
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