Crumpy 

When you have cramps and you’re grumpy.

Sharon was on her period, so she was majorly crumpy.

Crumpy by Bruh’ll’s’re’ve’d May 31, 2022

crumpy nipples 

its when your nipples get crumpy

whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples

crumpy nipples by Fizzymandogthing July 18, 2003

bust a crumpy

Bust a crumpy = taking a shit

Hold up, I have to bust a crumpy

bust a crumpy by happyinfdl June 26, 2004

crummy juncture 

A bad time

and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?

crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

Crumplage 

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019

crump

old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.

crump by fuk dre fuk eminem January 12, 2005