crump

old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.

by fuk dre fuk eminem January 12, 2005

Nick Crompton

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin

Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass

by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017

crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

Crumpocalypse

The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!

by Crumpetcruzza October 19, 2012

Crumping

Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles

Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt?
Girl2: wha?
Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping!

by RainyRose April 28, 2020

Cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly massive load in the past tense.

I cumpt all over Jacob's face yesterday

by trixsta587 July 20, 2010

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004