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to crucify

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start a Communist revolution. It makes no sense to me, pentoute what he is doing.
by Sexydimma November 14, 2012
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Crucifixion

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.
The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015
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Crucified

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.
-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.
by Vabe January 15, 2021
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The Crucifix

The Crucifix:
Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.
Ex.
Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.
Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)
by CEKRJHRMG February 2, 2008
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Dirty Crucifix

A sexual position in which a lucky man is engaged with four women. One woman is sitting on his face receiving oral sex, two more are being fingered with his free arms, and the last woman is giving him head, thus forming a "crucifix" like position
Did you hear about Dale? Last night he took home four hot babes, and ended up doing a Dirty Crucifix!!
by Infamous GQ February 22, 2012
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crucifixion

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.
The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.
by jesster79 February 21, 2005
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Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.
"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"
by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017
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