crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified

by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018

crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005

Crucify

The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.

Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.

Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.

Crucify:
"Hey Son, how did your date go?"

"Great Dad! I crucified her!"

"......."

by The Chilean Rawdoggers June 2, 2014

Crucify

A high school act of tieing a loser kid to a pole with everybodies neck ties. The Kid is then left until the teacher finds him.

"Dude that kids a loser bitch ass nigga hoe, lets crucify him."

"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"

by Bets Crocker March 7, 2009

Crucifying

A sex position where the guy holds up a girl like they are being crucified and fucks them from behind.

Cody tried crucifying Maddy to give her a good time. Her hole was never the same.

by thecerealraper June 7, 2018

CRUCIFIED

ben debens word used soley when taking about how badly something was done (i.e how badly a car got hit with a snowball)

O MAN I JUST crucified THAT TRUCK WITH A SNOWBALL

by MARKY MARK March 19, 2005