crowning

- the state of being very close to having to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state of "crowning" when giving birth. To reach this state, the turtle must be poking his head out.

"Dude, I'm crowning so bad I think I just baked a hashbrown in my underbritches"

"I have to snap a duece so bad that I'm crowning...can you smell it?"

by BloodMuttsRevenge August 25, 2006

crownception

mixing crown royal with rc cola

I got wasted on some crownception last night

by gmac93 October 30, 2011

crowning

When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.

"OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..."

by Dr Bob December 17, 2003

Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009

cronic

Bomb ass bud that'll take you from sober to stunned in 2 hits. DOES NOT CONTAIN COKE. Often contains orange/red hairs and white fuzz NOT COKE...
If anyone tells you this shit has coke in it they are wrong. I have some in front of me.

We gotta roll to 67th and Camelback to pick up the half o of that cronic bitch

by Drew Ewing November 13, 2004

Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

by The Commadore August 15, 2008

crowning glory

Taking a poop, dropping a bomb, shitting, crapping etc -particularly in reference to that initial, highly satisfying first push of fecal matter from the body.

Please excuse me, my glory is crowning.

Rhonda ate a lot of wings last night, her crowning glory must have been a scorcher!

by Rhondone December 8, 2011