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Crotchless cheerleader uniform

A cheerleader uniform that has no crotch so the cheerleader can show off her pussy.
Only cheerleaders from the most progressive high schools and collages ware them.
Kathy's hot in that crotchless cheerleader uniform.
by Deep blue 2012 October 30, 2009
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Crotchless pants

Pants worn by a man or woman. For a woman its to show what a prime pussy she has and for a man its like in your face world get over it.
Kathy's got on crotchless pants.
by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009
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Crotchless Straitjacket

A sexy piece of alternative lingerie distinct in its restriction of the arms and lack of crotch coverage. Originating in China, this unique garment is both rare and valuable.
Zaang bought Barbara an eighth of boomers and a crotchless straitjacket for Christmas. They both ate the boomers, Zaang had a wonderful time using the crotchless straitjacket, and hopefully Barbara will not be pressing charges.
by rutard December 5, 2009
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Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.
Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.
Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.
by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008
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crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling
once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight
by the great randoo December 12, 2009
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Crotchwebs

The accumulation of dusty cobwebs in the crotch area as a result of an extended period without sexual activity.
Beccy: how was the date last night?
Nic: yeah, did you get any action?
Laura: yeah! The crotchwebs are cleared

Or

It’s been forever, I need action… the crotchwebs are festering and need removing.
by La crotchwebista February 22, 2023
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