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Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
by ep42 April 23, 2009
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Crotchcano

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina
Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.
by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010
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crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.
My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.
by Dongalev November 21, 2010
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Crotching

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."
by R. Cahill May 3, 2008
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crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.
Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!
by heddcase June 19, 2011
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crotchface

one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.
"You're such a crotchface, Lindsay!"
by twoOHhoe December 13, 2007
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crotchface killah

an awesome blossom, who rocks like a chicken smock. a crotchface killah can usually be found near a lilly rat and always loves you and will never white glove you. occasionally, people will wonder "what's wrong wit yer arms?" but they're ok, crotchface killah's just like other people to steer their cars, or when in the mood to drive they will request that you rest your thumbs. a crotchface killah is fun to eat with because they will make babies out of various dips and never hesitate to put an entire rosie's special on the back of a passed out guy's head.
that crotchface killah is tha shit! look at that sweet lilly rat it's right next to.
by jkillah41782 February 3, 2010
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