crossing the salt bridge

a bridge you cross to take you to the salty side.

susan crossed the salt bridge when she wasn’t elected for student body president.

sean cried while crossing the salt bridge after vanessa rejected his promposal.

by mediocre effort May 21, 2018

crestline critter

A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .

Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark

by McCrystals February 17, 2015

animal crossing new leaf

The fourth entry in the animal crossing series, its home being the 3DS. One of the best games to get into animal crossing, with practically limitless possibilities and 333 default villagers (50 added in the welcome amiibo update-they are amiibo cards) giving the option to have a very different town to anyone else.

Each town is unique from the layouts being randomly generated, with landscaping, public works projects, and much else to be explored in the game with friends locally or online, you can lose many many hours in this great game.

player: I've been playing animal crossing new leaf for a year and have logged in over 200 hours!!! I love this game!
nonplayer: hmm...maybe there is something to this game...

by Brandav January 30, 2017

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

A pretty Nintendo Switch game that you can get lost in catching bugs and fish, talking to animals, visiting other players, and populate a deserted island.
The fifth major entry in the Animal Crossing series.

"Wanna hop on Animal Crossing: New Horizons?"
"Nah, can't, I don't have it"
"What? How did you not have it pre-ordered? Lame."

by androidloyal March 22, 2020

Crossfire Hurricane

According to a biography of Keith Richards, the first line of the song, "I was born in a crossfire hurricane," is a reference to the fact that Richards was born near London during World War II in the midst of a German air raid.

"I was born in a crossfire hurricane."

by Saturn865 November 7, 2019

Mexican Crossfire

A Mexican Crossfire is a sexual activity where two men stand about 3 feet apart and attempt to ejaculate into the others mouth. Typically, to avoid any Cultural Appropriation, only men of Mexican descent should partake in this activity. Wouldn't want to upset any liberals out there. ;D

Person A and Person B attempted a Mexican Crossfire last night and Person A was unable to finish due to the massive load Person B shot into his mouth; the cumshot went all the way across the room!

by FadingDay May 24, 2018

Coles Crossing

A predominately white suburban neighborhood in Cypress Texas filled with entitled kids that wear white converse, chacos, and whatever shoes Kanye just dropped. Most people here care more about sports than academics and most of the girls listen to rap in order to feel "gangster". All of the houses look pretty much the same, which reflects how most of the people try to act as well. The infamous "Coles Crossing Moms" are a bunch of status crazy ladies that can be seen power walking on the trails in groups, acting as if they are still in high school and gossiping about their neighbors. There are some good people here though, they're just hard to find because they don't bother with social media or trying to be the loudest one in the room in order to get attention.

"Dang I see you flexing with your parents money. How Coles Crossing of you."

"We had to stop playing tag at recess because some kid got hurt one time and the next day the teachers got a swarm of emails from the Coles Crossing moms."

by lemonpancakeswithicecream August 3, 2018